MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a surprise early morning raid, Columbia House officials — now operating as a fully deputized recovery agency — apprehended local man Eric Halvorsen, 44, for the non-payment of 13 compact discs ordered between 1992 and 1994. Halvorsen, who had assumed the company “went out of business, or just gave up like everyone else,” was taken into custody after agents in full tactical gear knocked on his door holding… Read more
He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo.
He complained so much we just gave him Zelda - Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, some of the casting has been announced. Unlike Illumination studio and Mario, this one is going to be live action. Director Peter… Read more
James Gunn: I fired Henry Cavill for a new femboi look: Elliot Page does it!
This is a guest post as read by Geralt of Rivia. Scroll down for the audio. In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, manly? That's what a recent tweet from James Gunn states anyway. Check out this tweet, and we quote: I am sorry, but… Read more
Disney releases Capitan America concept art for upcoming film (must see gallery)
Disney head concept artist Darneeka Jones was given the green light by top executives to release character art for the titled Capitan America spinoff Bucky and Cap: Muddy waters with the bigot brigade. Darneeka says in a 22 word tweet " I'm just doing my job and I'd do it for free. It's about time Capitan America is represented by an effeminate Sissy". The internet is on fire with both glee or… Read more
Chris Chan changes gender to “hedgehog” – Prison must bunk him with Ron Jeremy
In a crazy turn of events, Chris Chan, backed by several civil liberty groups, was allowed to change his gender to "hedgehog" in the Michigan State Prison system earlier this week. The ACLU works to ensure that lesbian, gay, furry, pangender, transgender, and other non conforming people can live openly without discrimination and enjoy equal rights, personal autonomy, and freedom of expression and association. ACLU spokesman Duncan Umom was quoted saying this:… Read more
Amazon to replace White tree of Gondor with a black one for season two
Its only fair states Amazon's top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil' Wayne as Smeagol "or else". I am just not sure how I feel about casting Little Wayne, but the tree is cool, I guess./p> What are your thoughts?? Read more
Gameboy mini coming – will cover all identities with custom editions
The Gameboy Mini is about to be released. But they are doing it right this time. No more "Gameboy", which is not very inclusive to other video game players. Reginald Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America CEO is telling us today that they will be doing more to include the downtrodden and left behind gamers who have no voice or defense. Reginald tells us via phone interview: I will be the knight in the… Read more
Amazon set to replace White tree of Gondor with a black one for season two
Its only fair states Amazon's top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil' Wayne as Smeagol "or else". I am just not sure how I feel about casting Little Wayne, but the tree is cool, I guess./p> What are your thoughts?? Read more
To fight Russias anti LGBT stance – Capcom / Marvel make Colossus LGBT
Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a handful of things. Three of them are Vodka, Tetris and the Marvel superhero -- Colossus: who Putin even called a "strong and… Read more
Victoria’s Secret hires first-ever furry model
Victoria's Secret has reportedly hired its first-ever furry model — less than a year since the lingerie company came under fire after an executive made remarks about furry people walking in its annual fashion show.Our first ever furry model, named SausyBetaZer, has been a dominating Force on the internet, with photo shoots and videos blowing up all over Instagram.The VP of operations of Victoria's secret, Ed Razek had this to say. I'm… Read more