Monthly Archives: September 2026

Hidden sequence reportedly sends Logan and Sabretooth from brutal boss fight to an unexpectedly intense heart-to-heart, immediately reigniting arguments over outside influence on modern games. By Staff ReporterLampoonTribune.com Less than 48 hours after Marvel’s Wolverine hit PlayStation 5, players have already moved past finishing the campaign and entered the far more important phase of any major game release: searching every wall, button combination, and suspiciously quiet hallway for evidence that somebody at… Read more

Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she can relay to other women that abortions are not only safe but healthy. The record breaking abortion was preformed at the Rae… Read more

Automated moderation reportedly flagged the comment as hostile language directed at a protected day of the week. By Staff ReporterLampoonTribune.com A New Jersey man says he was hit with a seven-day Facebook suspension this week after posting the phrase “I hate Mondays,” a comment Meta’s automated moderation system allegedly flagged as hateful conduct. The user, 34-year-old office worker Daniel Mercer, said the comment was left Monday morning under a friend’s post about… Read more