Monthly Archives: May 2019

Nurse Arrested in Orlando Nursing Home Scandal Orlando, Florida – Authorities have confirmed the arrest of Kimberly Wolcott, a nurse at Shady Acres Nursing Home, after what investigators are calling the largest “senior love ring” bust in modern nursing home history. Wolcott, who had been employed at the facility for over a decade, allegedly distributed prescription drugs, primarily Viagra, under the guise of “therapeutic activity.” Police say she encouraged residents to “explore… Read more

In Upstate New York an Albany man is suing the local all-you-can-eat buffet chain Golden Corral for 1.5 million dollars, citing false advertisement after literally being thrown out of the building for eating over 40 lbs of food. According to patrons and close friends of the Man, 42 year old Ryan Kush was physically expelled from the restaurant after spending six hours inside the facility. A manager of the Golden Corral, Martin… Read more

Bloomington Indiana | The unthinkable happened earlier this month when 83 year old Martin Rutherford died of an adverse reaction caused from this year's flu vaccine. Martin Rutherford who was in the moderate stages of Alzheimer's disease was only recently stripped of his right to drive his daughter Melissa Rutherford said, so it was not uncommon for the elderly gentleman to walk around town visiting multiple drug stores, typically for scratch off… Read more

After years of uphill battle, the much persecuted "want-to-be / wannabe" class composed of primarily Caucasian youth has reached an apex. Today Donald Trump has signed into law through executive order, a new bill granting minority status to all Caucasian youth identifying as "Urban", and or Caucasians with a deep regard for the urban culture. These young white men, often from predominantly white areas, are typically isolated based on dress and behavior… Read more

Medina - Saudi Arabia. A 12 year-old woman was left in a 1994 Pontiac Bonneville at a downtown hummus Factory for 8 hours today, resulting in her death. The Saudi Arabian authorities state twelve-year-old old Fetite Hannoush died of heat stroke and Hyperthermia after spending almost nine hours locked in her husband's car on a day where temperatures reached a scorching 110 degrees outside. Her husband told authorities that he was running… Read more

Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O' Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O'Shanty decided to ejaculate on her face as part of a practical joke for a viral video he later posted to Facebook, Twitter… Read more

PENNSYLVANIA | ALLENTOWN A gentleman from Allentown faces divorce this week after his spouse found out that he may not actually be deaf, allegedly faking it for the past 10 years of their marriage. In 2008 Michael Keegan suffered a debilitating ear injury in a down town steel mill that rendered him unable to hear, and slowly, the ability to speak along with it. So why is his spouse, who says her… Read more

In an exclusive interview with Beto O'Rourke, we sat down with him to find out what exactly grinds the Democrats gears and he was pretty straightforward: "Trolls". And he plans on stripping down the "outdated First Amendment", stating that any offensive content shared by the web that causes any other user any level of stress or discomfort to be charged with a crime. His proposal, the Online safety act will give local… Read more

More than 30 years ago a scandal that shocked the nation is finally getting some closure as Donald Trump pardoned Jenny Curran from Bedford Womens State Prison today after pressure to reform prison by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. For those unfamiliar with the story Miss Curan had a shaky criminal past pocketed with drug use... but wound up doing hard time after being arrested and charged with sexually abusing a ward… Read more

Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations he may be eligible for immediate release from prison if Bernie Sanders and AOC have their way. Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… Read more