In a move both brave and stunning the drag queen Story Hour crew is doing something brand-new for Christmas, visiting children to teach them about the joys of the holiday as well as to show them that Santa can be any gender he wants. Seen here are Dilapidated Diamond and …
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Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a “Bernie or bust” shirt while promoting his book Rage. …
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The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …
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Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
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Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A’s will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they’ve agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour …
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After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 …
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NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …
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Atlanta Georgia – a seventeen-year-old Make-A-Wish Foundation teenager shocked the foundation by reportedly wishing for a private show from the popular pornographic actress Stormy Daniels, as well as a “happy ending” whatever that may entail. Bryon Singer, who is currently suffering from a life-threatening case of engorged testicles from the …
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The Hogettes — a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women’s dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move …
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LOS ANGELES, CA — A 247-page academic paper released by UCLA’s Department of Medical Sciences has concluded that prolonged recreational marijuana use may result in what researchers are calling “a statistically curious pivot toward homosexual behavior.” The study, led by senior researcher and professor of human physiology Dr. Hans Juergen, …
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