Monthly Archives: April 2020

Dr. Fry. J. Cook has informed us that Burger King's impossible Whopper can cure Corona / covid19 in men as long as appropriate daily consumption is met for a 30 day regimen, by overloading the system with estrogen and or estrogen mimickers. The Daily news reports: "US doctors have started giving men with coronavirus ESTROGEN in the hopes of boosting their immune systems after finding the virus kills half as many women"… Read more

In an all exclusive interview with 60 minutes tonight's Anderson Cooper, Alexandria Cortez sits down and tells it all, and while most of her life was charming and sweet there is one black spot: she ran with the notorious street gang known as the Latin kings. After talking some about Alexandria's early years, she started to tear up in a very emotional display. After drying her eyes and taking a sip from… Read more

In an interesting move, Fauci doubles down on the need to vaccinate, and teams up with Bill Gates and the World Health Organization to make things happen a little quicker. On Sean Hannity's Fox talk show today Fauci tells listeners: We need to cure the world. And the only way to do this is through global vaccination. Hydroxychloroquine does not actually do anything. It's basically a snake oil. Even worse it can… Read more

Andrew Cuomo is working in the epicenter of the nation's pandemic and he proposes a solution, a vaccine. But Cuomo also raises an excellent question: "What good is a vaccine IF only 95% of Americans get It?" You know what? He may be right. Andrew cuomo held a press conference today with 15 reporters, all from The New York Times where he had to answer several tough questions about the state of… Read more

Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. "Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what's best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace." says Google CEO. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the… Read more

Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia. All… Read more

Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more

Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-coming covid 19 vaccine cure. The CEO States users will have their Xbox Live accounts restored once proof of vaccine documents are sent to the 3rd party authentication call centers. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so… Read more

Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more

Long Island's Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several "Twerkers for tots" entertainers came out for small segments where they chanted upbeat slogans while speaking with the children about the dangers of Trans-phobia, followed by an exhibition… Read more