In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they "change the cast of LOTR" or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control "strike" over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: "As a young adult, I discovered that my beloved LOTR books was built upon a terrible racist foundation that made no space for… Read more
Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes. Oh my. They really did it. Remember that family that got slapped with a cease and desist from Nintendo for Trick or Treating in Nintendo costumes? Well it seems like their luck went from bad to worse when a fifth circuit judge upheld Nintendo's lawsuit, successfully suing them for 2.3 million over damages sustained from homemade costumes which attorneys state "Damage… Read more
The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn't be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: "Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are refugees, escaping conflict and hardships in their home countries. People’s lives are being sold away for as little as $400 dollars a… Read more
"We are dealing with a different monster now." That's what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. "We have to up our game". This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more efficient in transmitting from person to person," he said, explaining why the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's changed its guidelines, now… Read more
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