Monthly Archives: July 2019

That's right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) is taking a stand for Islam Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the little one. We can have them eating out of the palms of our hands in no time if we just cut them… Read more

As the chains are wrapped around General Lee's arm and his statue viciously brought to the ground, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke an AOC salute the fallen soldier and then high five each other. In South Carolina and now the rest of the nation, the last of the Confederate monuments have been torn down and these top Democrats say they're moving on to bigger and better things. Our very own Michael Tenpenny, veteran… Read more

In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: "will you save us"? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer - "indubitably". Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, Ellen with her free hand points to Michelle, and with that big Ellen smile mouths the words " yes she can". So… Read more

Military personnel are in the spotlight again as the VA health system has denied Army staff sergeant Marcus Alexander his veteran medical and disability benefits. Why? They claim the sergeants gunshot wounds and subsequent complications are pre-existing. According to the military, Sergeant Alexander was shot three times, twice in the buttocks and once in the leg, prior to enlisting in the military and being deployed to Afghanistan. "This is beyond absurd" says… Read more

Facebook video of a Little Falls New York girls lavish birthday party led to an arrest of a Jones Street woman for welfare fraud after it was discovered the recipient "misappropriated" the taxpayer funds to feed many and fuel the event. Mr. Anthony Brindisi Made a statement of outrage on this Twitter account today, slamming the family for what he calls a terrible "misappropriation of taxpayer dollars". The woman of the alleged… Read more

Georgia governor Kemp penned a bill today that will force females looking to get an abortion to first spend one full night and an old Insane Asylum notorious for being haunted by the ghosts of over 60 fetuses. The Tubman house (named after Harriet Tubman), was a nonprofit mental institution for legally blind women of color. From 1821 until 1972 the Insane Asylum ran until it was closed when the state decided… Read more