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CBS Makes the Obvious Choice — Michael Vick to Replace Tony Romo Apparently one alcohol-related arrest is a bridge too far. Running an interstate dogfighting operation, however, is something we can work with. CBS has finally found the perfect solution to the Tony Romo problem: replace him with Michael Vick. Romo was arrested in Wisconsin in July on suspicion of operating while intoxicated, reportedly after performing poorly during field-sobriety testing. CBS responded… Read more

Serena Williams is a professional tennis player. She has won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the second-most of all time behind Margaret Court. The Women's Tennis Association ranked her singles world No. 1 on MANY occasions.And now we know why. Muscle fiber, bone structure, muscle tone, testosterone and bone density. Apparently these things have always worked in her favor. But not for the reasons you might think. In a heart stopping interview… Read more

Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry says she was “set up” after turning away from the flag during a medal ceremony at the US Olympic trials on Saturday night. While the Anthem played, Berry turned, so she was not facing the flag. She picked up her black T-shirt with the words “Activist Athlete” emblazoned on the front, and… Read more

Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics - must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and sustain them for at least a year. Her testosterone was absolutely surging at last week's clinical examination, which she blames on red… Read more

Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics - Hopes to crush some "Bi**h a** hoe's" skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured the skull of her opponent in an MMA fight in 2014. Well she's making headlines again as she joins the Olympic team.… Read more

Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she ruptured her left testicle while straining. She did win however, and the purse was big, a 1987 Camaro and six kegs of… Read more

The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same time. A humble Michael Vick was in tears as well today expressing gratitude to the animal rights groups stating: "once Fox hired… Read more

The Hogettes -- a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women's dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move LGBTQ activists are calling both racist and homophobic. Their reasoning? Public display of affection. If you watched the division rivalry between the… Read more

MetLife Stadium East Rutherford New Jersey - home of the New York football Giants and the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets announced a policy change this week charging an absurd amount for food, drinks and more at the already overpriced Stadium. Associate executive of Stadium sales and distribution Michael McCarthy had this to say: We were once quite wishy washy about raising the prices on slushies, beer and pretzels, but we decided to… Read more