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Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics - Hopes to crush some "Bi**h a** hoe's" skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured the skull of her opponent in an MMA fight in 2014. Well she's making headlines again as she joins the Olympic team.… Read more

Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she ruptured her left testicle while straining. She did win however, and the purse was big, a 1987 Camaro and six kegs of… Read more

There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.'s "f**k tha police". Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled Banner should no longer be the National Anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key - and suggest N.W.A.'s… Read more

This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking.... a transexual variation of Hooters. Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY civil liberty union reminded her that transexuals make up almost 0.003% of the population and that they need representation too. "They made… Read more

Tiger King’s Carole Baskin was recently tricked into giving her first interview since the Netflix docuseries aired. https://youtu.be/1MhcOlpalbw Read more

Not all is jolly in London. While the police have fined JK Rowling several times for retrospective racism, the arrest however comes after a field reporter of ours wore a wire during a meeting over tea. Field reporter Sara Sanger wore a wired recording device while under cover, proposing a fake movie deal to Mrs. Rowling. The content is mind blowing. Anti-Semitism is more than swastikas and racial slurs. There are religious,… Read more

In an all exclusive interview with 60 minutes tonight's Anderson Cooper, Alexandria Cortez sits down and tells it all, and while most of her life was charming and sweet there is one black spot: she ran with the notorious street gang known as the Latin kings. After talking some about Alexandria's early years, she started to tear up in a very emotional display. After drying her eyes and taking a sip from… Read more

Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. "Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what's best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace." says Google CEO. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the… Read more

Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia. All… Read more

Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more