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He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo.
Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, some of the casting has been announced. Unlike Illumination studio and Mario, this one is going to be live action. Director Peter Jackson states he can “capture the true beauty of the beloved characters” only by opting out of animation.
“There were several options when picking Link” States Jackson, and that the clear cut choice was John leguizamo because of his relentlessness and devotion to obtaining the role.
He sent 1,378 hate mails to Nintendo alone, suggesting that everybody was racist for picking Tom Holland as the lead in. He claimed that it was a snub to Latinos everywhere.
It’s 2023 and we don’t have room for bigotry in America so I think we decided to give John a try.”
Leguizamo posted a cryptic tweet a few weeks ago that just says “Hyeeeh kyaah hyaaah haaa hyet”. Now it’s all making sense. Godspeed to you, Mr. leguizamo.
