Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she can relay to other women that abortions are not only safe but healthy. The record breaking abortion was preformed at the Rae… Read more
The Satanic Temple has awarded “Fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil, Mr. Anthony fauci. Anthony, who has with good faith and courage used his power and influence bestowed upon him from Lucifer to torment, cause maladies, or elicit dreams, emotions, etc in millions of souls. Record-breaking numbers that have not been met since the 1930s and 40s by other great visionaries of the underworld. The dark lord couldn't be… Read more
Fauci made a covid 19 related move today to protect one of the most misunderstood. Male bathhouse patrons. Fauci, working with Public health units, including New York City’s, have recommended using large barriers like gl*ry holes as a potential way to avoid spreading COVID-19. For the uninitiated, a gl**y hole is an opening through a wall or partition used in performing a variety of "acts". Fauci stated in detail: I'm making it… Read more
Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one would think. Drawing a link to farts – which often times will carry tiny poo particles – and the spread of… Read more
"We are dealing with a different monster now." That's what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. "We have to up our game". This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more efficient in transmitting from person to person," he said, explaining why the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's changed its guidelines, now… Read more
Dr. Fauci: "medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part." A big question that we have finally fact checked: "Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?" Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one would think. Drawing a link to farts - which often times will carry tiny poo particles - and the spread of COVID-19… Read more
Dr. Fry. J. Cook has informed us that Burger King's impossible Whopper can cure Corona / covid19 in men as long as appropriate daily consumption is met for a 30 day regimen, by overloading the system with estrogen and or estrogen mimickers. The Daily news reports: "US doctors have started giving men with coronavirus ESTROGEN in the hopes of boosting their immune systems after finding the virus kills half as many women"… Read more
In an interesting move, Fauci doubles down on the need to vaccinate, and teams up with Bill Gates and the World Health Organization to make things happen a little quicker. On Sean Hannity's Fox talk show today Fauci tells listeners: We need to cure the world. And the only way to do this is through global vaccination. Hydroxychloroquine does not actually do anything. It's basically a snake oil. Even worse it can… Read more
Andrew Cuomo is working in the epicenter of the nation's pandemic and he proposes a solution, a vaccine. But Cuomo also raises an excellent question: "What good is a vaccine IF only 95% of Americans get It?" You know what? He may be right. Andrew cuomo held a press conference today with 15 reporters, all from The New York Times where he had to answer several tough questions about the state of… Read more
Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more
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