Tel Aviv, Israel — In a moment that blended ancient symbolism with the modern realities of the internet economy, white smoke rose over Tel Aviv early this morning, signaling that a decision of global importance had been made. Officials confirmed that a new CEO of OnlyFans has been selected following the reported passing of longtime executive Leo Radvinsky. The scene drew comparisons to centuries old traditions, though observers were quick to note… Read more
Whoopi Goldberg Suggests Replacing Rocky Balboa Statue in Philadelphia With George Floyd Memorial
Whoopi Sparks a New Statue Debate Philadelphia has once again found itself at the center of a culture war after actress and daytime talk show host Whoopi Goldberg reportedly suggested that the city replace its iconic Rocky Balboa statue with a monument to George Floyd. During an appearance on her show, Goldberg argued that the boxer’s bronze likeness, located near the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, “no longer reflects the… Read more
Before You Call Hulk Hogan Racist, Recall when he helped a Black Dude Lynch a White Person and Joined in a White Face Skit
Hulk Hogan Racist? The Footage Nobody Wants to Talk About People love to call Hulk Hogan racist. It is the easiest narrative to push if you ignore the facts and just parrot what you read online. For years, social media experts and armchair activists have piled on, pointing fingers, sharing memes, and quoting headlines, rarely stopping to examine what actually happened in the ring. But once you watch the real footage, the… Read more
Columbia House Launches Armed Recovery Unit to Collect on 1990s CD Subscriptions
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a surprise early morning raid, Columbia House officials — now operating as a fully deputized recovery agency — apprehended local man Eric Halvorsen, 44, for the non-payment of 13 compact discs ordered between 1992 and 1994. Halvorsen, who had assumed the company “went out of business, or just gave up like everyone else,” was taken into custody after agents in full tactical gear knocked on his door holding… Read more
He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo.
He complained so much we just gave him Zelda - Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, some of the casting has been announced. Unlike Illumination studio and Mario, this one is going to be live action. Director Peter… Read more
James Gunn: I fired Henry Cavill for a new femboi look: Elliot Page does it!
This is a guest post as read by Geralt of Rivia. Scroll down for the audio. In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, manly? That's what a recent tweet from James Gunn states anyway. Check out this tweet, and we quote: I am sorry, but… Read more
Disney releases Capitan America concept art for upcoming film (must see gallery)
Disney head concept artist Darneeka Jones was given the green light by top executives to release character art for the titled Capitan America spinoff Bucky and Cap: Muddy waters with the bigot brigade. Darneeka says in a 22 word tweet " I'm just doing my job and I'd do it for free. It's about time Capitan America is represented by an effeminate Sissy". The internet is on fire with both glee or… Read more
Amazon to replace White tree of Gondor with a black one for season two
Its only fair states Amazon's top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil' Wayne as Smeagol "or else". I am just not sure how I feel about casting Little Wayne, but the tree is cool, I guess./p> What are your thoughts?? Read more
Amazon set to replace White tree of Gondor with a black one for season two
Its only fair states Amazon's top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil' Wayne as Smeagol "or else". I am just not sure how I feel about casting Little Wayne, but the tree is cool, I guess./p> What are your thoughts?? Read more
To fight Russias anti LGBT stance – Capcom / Marvel make Colossus LGBT
Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a handful of things. Three of them are Vodka, Tetris and the Marvel superhero -- Colossus: who Putin even called a "strong and… Read more