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Starting this week, the White House is hoping Americans smash desperate housewives for Covid vaccines, partnering with Ashley Madison to offer incentives. "Life is short" Joe Biden says, "why not boost your chances of extramarital Bliss by getting the shot today". What he is referring to is a Whitehouse endorsed incentive on Ashley Madison by uploading your vaccination certificate to the website after you make a profile. By doing so you become… Read more
Whitehouse & Ashley Madison: “Get the vax and we guarantee more cougars”
