“My win is our win. We just made history. Happy Pride,” Expansion Pack, 27, said. Non Binary Expansion Pack, who was crowned Miss NY USA on Sunday, will become the first openly Furry Woman to compete in the Miss USA pageant. With a platform centered on Furry awareness and mental health, Expansion Pack, 27, beat out 21 other contestants at the Coney Island ice cream stand at Coney Island. What is a… Read more
AOC: protestors don't know how to use self checkout: "not Criminal" Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave a speech today from behind the new border wall along the capitol building, reminding us of the dangers of systemic racism. But most importantly the need for an education in retail shopping with regard self checkout machines. "They don't know how to use them. You can see a man here trying to swipe this hammer over and over… Read more
SHARE the cause. Let's get the country to put George Floyd's image on every $20 bill, either ourselves (with ink stamps that I'm hoping people will be encouraged to make on Etsy after seeing this) or pressure to the government to do so. He deserves his spot in national history. Call your local congressman today and demand. Sir Floyd the Breathless 👼 fly high sweet angel. Read more
We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly. "There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. It is still very evident in today's world that some of the minority are just being very mistreated. Especially when they comitt… Read more
After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Epic Games and Fortnite to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Epic Games has decided to offer its users 200,000 in game "Vbucks" if they post a YouTube video being in drag -- even photo avatars. Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney set the twitterverse a fire this morning by telling users that they have to do more to promote the LBGTQ… Read more
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