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Hidden sequence reportedly sends Logan and Sabretooth from brutal boss fight to an unexpectedly intense heart-to-heart, immediately reigniting arguments over outside influence on modern games. By Staff ReporterLampoonTribune.com Less than 48 hours after Marvel’s Wolverine hit PlayStation 5, players have already moved past finishing the campaign and entered the far more important phase of any major game release: searching every wall, button combination, and suspiciously quiet hallway for evidence that somebody at… Read more

The Flaw That Became a Selling Point Since 2017, millions of Nintendo Switch owners have discovered the same oddity. Characters begin to walk on their own. Menus scroll without input. Controllers drift as if possessed. For most companies, this would be called a defect. For Nintendo, it is a feature. Joy-Con drift, once the bane of gamers worldwide, is now officially reframed by the company as “immersive unpredictability.” Executives insist this experience… Read more

Nintendo Modernizes Pricing, Not Games Nintendo has announced that Super Mario Odyssey will return on the upcoming Switch 2 at a price of $99.99. The game itself is unchanged, but executives insist that the new price represents an “enhanced value proposition.” “Nintendo has always been about fun,” said spokesperson Haruto Akiyama, “and raising the price without raising the content ensures that fun now carries a greater sense of accomplishment. When you beat… Read more

OMAHA, NE— A sleepy suburban neighborhood in Omaha was reduced to smoking rubble early Tuesday morning after Nintendo reportedly deployed an elite paramilitary strike force in a ruthless crackdown against residents accused of creating and distributing homemade Legend of Zelda-themed keychains without proper licensing. Eyewitness accounts from survivors of the incident describe a well-coordinated assault beginning shortly after 2:00 a.m., as sleek black vans emblazoned with the Nintendo logo surrounded the peaceful… Read more

Claims iconic Super Mario power-up may contribute to “distorted neurological expectations” in children By Staff | July 28, 2025 | Washington, D.C. U.S. Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has directed a preliminary review into the potential neurological impacts of Power Stars featured in Nintendo’s Super Mario video game franchise, citing concerns that such mechanics may influence childhood cognitive development, including potential correlations with autism spectrum disorder (ASD). The internal review,… Read more

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump took the stage Tuesday at Mar-a-Lago to unveil what he called “the greatest, classiest, most beautiful trade deal in American history,” proudly revealing a custom-made, life-size statue of Chun-Li, the iconic fighter from Street Fighter, flanked by a pair of velvet ropes and a live marching band playing a slowed-down version of her theme. In exchange for the statue, the United States agreed to a… Read more

He complained so much we just gave him Zelda - Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, some of the casting has been announced. Unlike Illumination studio and Mario, this one is going to be live action. Director Peter… Read more

This is a guest post as read by Geralt of Rivia. Scroll down for the audio. In a shocking turn of events we find out why Henry Cavill was fired. Apparently it was more than just his refusal to get political. Yes, the Man of Steel may just be too, manly? That's what a recent tweet from James Gunn states anyway. Check out this tweet, and we quote: I am sorry, but… Read more

In a crazy turn of events, Chris Chan, backed by several civil liberty groups, was allowed to change his gender to "hedgehog" in the Michigan State Prison system earlier this week. The ACLU works to ensure that lesbian, gay, furry, pangender, transgender, and other non conforming people can live openly without discrimination and enjoy equal rights, personal autonomy, and freedom of expression and association. ACLU spokesman Duncan Umom was quoted saying this:… Read more

I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed. Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, a draft in place for the next War being drummed up by J. Biden. A hero, recently appointed to 4 star… Read more