Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she …
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Automated moderation reportedly flagged the comment as hostile language directed at a protected day of the week. By Staff ReporterLampoonTribune.com A New Jersey man says he was hit with a seven-day Facebook suspension this week after posting the phrase “I hate Mondays,” a comment Meta’s automated moderation system allegedly flagged …
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Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she …
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Whoopi Sparks a New Statue Debate Philadelphia has once again found itself at the center of a culture war after actress and daytime talk show host Whoopi Goldberg reportedly suggested that the city replace its iconic Rocky Balboa statue with a monument to George Floyd. During an appearance on her …
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The Collab Nobody Asked For, But Liberals Bought Anyway Dr. Squatch has revealed its most unusual collaboration to date: a limited-edition bar soap called Big Grrrl Bubbles, infused with actual droplets of Lizzo’s bathwater. The soap debuted online at $14.99 and sold out in minutes, with thousands of progressives proudly …
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A Sudden Shift in Branding LEBANON, Tenn. – For decades, Cracker Barrel has built its reputation on Southern comfort food, antique décor, and the promise of a front porch rocking chair. But this week, loyal customers were startled to find those rocking chairs now flanked by towering skeletons, animatronic clowns, …
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HOLLYWOOD HILLS — Netflix detonated a holy hand grenade into the culture wars this week by casting Pete Davidson as Jesus in the upcoming dramedy The Chill Messiah. The hoodie-wearing, vape-puffing Messiah will stroll the streets of modern suburbia, turning water into White Claw and delivering sermons in TikTok-friendly bursts. …
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Southern Breakfast Turns Unruly as Interracial Couple Arrested at Cracker Barrel The tranquility of a typical Saturday morning at the Shelbyville Cracker Barrel was shattered in spectacular fashion, as the phrase “interracial couple arrested at Cracker Barrel” became more than just a clickbait headline. It became a national flashpoint. The …
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Hulk Hogan Racist? The Footage Nobody Wants to Talk About People love to call Hulk Hogan racist. It is the easiest narrative to push if you ignore the facts and just parrot what you read online. For years, social media experts and armchair activists have piled on, pointing fingers, sharing …
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Thousands face penalties after watching “Busty MILFs 7” without proper documentation By Staff | July 31, 2025 | London, UK The British government has confirmed that more than 14,000 citizens are under investigation for unauthorized wanking following the rollout of the UK’s new Wank Licensing Scheme, a digital regulation program …
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