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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark initiative aimed at boosting inclusivity in the armed forces, Admiral Rachel Levine this week announced the rollout of the Department of Defense’s new “Queer-Readiness Protocol,” a mandatory policy designed to ensure all branches of the military are “operationally fabulous” by 2026. The program includes comprehensive LGBTQ+ sensitivity training, gender-affirming combat uniforms, and the reclassification of all military vehicles as “they/them.” According to internal memos, the Marines… Read more

I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed. Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, a draft in place for the next War being drummed up by J. Biden. A hero, recently appointed to 4 star… Read more

Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It's now under fire. While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say: Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don't play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things that Russia's proud of. Voda, klashnikoffs and Tetris. Well Russia, today we spit on you and your Tetris. We don't need that… Read more

Kyiv and Lviv, Ukraine Russian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials. Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it's turning into… something else. After just two short weeks, several Russian Soldiers have been stated to have had seizures, jerking muscles, delusions, hallucinations, general lack of… Read more

The Satanic Temple has awarded “Fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil, Mr. Anthony fauci. Anthony, who has with good faith and courage used his power and influence bestowed upon him from Lucifer to torment, cause maladies, or elicit dreams, emotions, etc in millions of souls. Record-breaking numbers that have not been met since the 1930s and 40s by other great visionaries of the underworld. The dark lord couldn't be… Read more

Amid outrage over images the White House said President Joe Biden found "horrible," the U.S. Border Patrol has temporarily stopped using agents on horseback against Haitian migrants. White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the decision to change the horse patrols. "We have taken very specific actions as it relates to the horrific photos that we -- we’re not going to stand for in this administration," she told reporters at her daily… Read more

It appears Amazon and Facebook aren't playing with these trolls. Facebook is banning them (and their family members). Amazon refuses to hire any of them, with other retail outlets following suit. Yikes. U.S. President Joe Biden was trolled on social media after a picture showing him surrounded with kids wearing Trump attire went viral. The incident took place during Biden's visit to Shanksville, Pennsylvania. Biden, along with first lady Jill Biden, visited… Read more

Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one would think. Drawing a link to farts – which often times will carry tiny poo particles – and the spread of… Read more

The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn't be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: "Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are refugees, escaping conflict and hardships in their home countries. People’s lives are being sold away for as little as $400 dollars a… Read more

"We are dealing with a different monster now." That's what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. "We have to up our game". This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more efficient in transmitting from person to person," he said, explaining why the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's changed its guidelines, now… Read more