Politics 🏛️

Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix's “Tiger King” Joe Exotic has asked President Trump to pardon him of his conviction for a murder-for-hire plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government. "Mr. President, I am pleading with you to please have this looked into."- Joseph "Joe Exotic" Maldonado-Passage Donald Trump Jr. joked while telling us that … Read more

CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them "hillbillies". It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate "credulous boomer rubes," which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some time. Even the liberals were upset at Lemon with Alyssa Milano tweeting: Its not nice Don. Laughing at derogatory terms. We thought… Read more

Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a "Bernie or bust" shirt while promoting his book Rage. FBI spokesperson Radhard Talib Bachman (no relation) tells CNN: Richard is now more than a person of interest. His writings have been… Read more

Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A's will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they've agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour will be held at multiple participating Chick-fil-A for the entire month of December, on each and every Sunday from 1:00-2:30 p.m.. One… Read more

In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through methods of depopulation, such as steering ones sexual preferences to that of a non reproducing one. After reviewing the email and subsequent… Read more

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Tuesday unanimously ruled that state corrections officials in several states had violated the religious liberty rights of Sikh inmates by forbidding them to hold their religious swords while incarcerated. The case concerned Guru Granth Sahib, who is serving a life sentence for burglary, rape and domestic battery. Mr. Sahib, also known as "Singh the King", sought to obtain a 6-inch sword to accommodate his religion. His… Read more

As the chains are wrapped around General Lee's arm and his statue viciously brought to the ground, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke an AOC salute the fallen soldier and then high five each other. In South Carolina and now the rest of the nation, the last of the Confederate monuments have been torn down and these top Democrats say they're moving on to bigger and better things. Our very own Michael Tenpenny, veteran… Read more

In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: "will you save us"? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer - "indubitably". Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, Ellen with her free hand points to Michelle, and with that big Ellen smile mouths the words " yes she can". So… Read more

In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members "or else". Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his homeless and drug using population defecate not only in the street but also make every parked vehicle in the State a safe… Read more

MA - A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling "an unnatural and lascivious act with another person". Martin and Richard Cranium, a young couple from downtown Cambridge phoned in to 911 at roughly 11:00 pm last night… Read more