Politics 🏛️

As absurd as it sounds, Trump's penis has been covered by the mainstream news quite a bit. CNN literally wrote about it here and here among many other media sources. But it came as a shock to read about the presidential phallus in the White House medical exam earlier this week. The Presidential "member" is trending again in the news and for a big reason. President Donald Trump had his second full… Read more

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking a page out of the 2012 EPA playbook. Doubling down on the original regulations and proposing a bill that will outright ban all wood burning stoves by 2020. She held a rally outside of capitol hill today with one main goal in mind: The health of the environment. While protesters on both sides showed up to sound off it was Alexandria with the platform and her voice rang… Read more

Joe Biden's campaign is livid and for good reason, they are victims of a fake news conundrum. There are phony campaign shirts in circulation mocking the hopeful candidate and they were mistakenly displayed by several mainstream news outlets and thousands of affiliates. CNN and ABC both displayed shirts labeled Joe Biden 20' -- "he feels you" on their morning programs today in what they thought was an offical debut from the campaign.… Read more

OPINION: King County Sheriff's office has to start answering. These two deputies seen in this photo have killed at least 50 people in the line of duty behind their badges. Is now the time to talk about the declining mental health state among our police officers? The Lampoon Tribune has recently held a closed door interview with Former Kings County Sheriff's Deputy Lambert Kendal who was willing to speak to us openly… Read more