The Gameboy Mini is about to be released. But they are doing it right this time. No more "Gameboy", which is not very inclusive to other video game players. Reginald Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America CEO is telling us today that they will be doing more to include the downtrodden and left behind gamers who have no voice or defense. Reginald tells us via phone interview: I will be the knight in the… Read more
We don't discriminate, says viperlord69420. "We're not that type of community and we don't tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory." Activision spokesperson says that's all fine and dandy. And for the month of June they will actually allow more of the trash talk than in the past because they are at least trying… Read more
Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It's now under fire. While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say: Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don't play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things that Russia's proud of. Voda, klashnikoffs and Tetris. Well Russia, today we spit on you and your Tetris. We don't need that… Read more
Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a handful of things. Three of them are Vodka, Tetris and the Marvel superhero -- Colossus: who Putin even called a "strong and… Read more
There have been a lot of large companies doing wonderful things to aid Russia, but Capcom president Kenzo Tsujimoto tells us he is putting the final nail in the coffin by removing Zangief from future, as well as previous installments of the Street Fighter franchise. Capcom president Tsujimoto had this to say: "We stand with Ukraine. Zangief is out. We will be replacing his character with a new one modeled after the… Read more
Kyiv and Lviv, Ukraine Russian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials. Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it's turning into… something else. After just two short weeks, several Russian Soldiers have been stated to have had seizures, jerking muscles, delusions, hallucinations, general lack of… Read more
Microsoft has been buying up a storm and this week they announced the acquisition of Fuji TV. What Nintendo failed to realize is that FujiTV are the original creators and patent holders for the Doki Doki panic engine on the NES. Doki Doki panic introduced Shy Guy, Birdo, Mouser, Wort and more. While at first glance you would think they are Nintendo characters they were actually developed by Fuji TV. And they… Read more
Fallout 5 Bethesda captain Phil Spencer promises all characters will be non binary and more! "We must do more" is the chant heard around the world by Phil Spencer. And he promises to do just that. Phil is stating that we can expect every character in the new Fallout 5 to start out as nonbinary. We are being told there will be no He / She / Her / Him pronouns anywhere… Read more
Finally Twitch has listened to It's streamers. Starting March 1st beta features roll out that offer twitch streamers the ability to turn the camera away from video games, and have it focus 100% on the streamers. Something the cam girls have been begging for, since Twitch started monetizing gameplay for it's players. The new rules state all female streamers now have the option to put the controller down and put the camera… Read more
Nintendo sues man for selling his old SNES games in a yard saleA Wisconsin Man by the name of Michael Hansen agreed to pay Nintendo of America almost $1,200 in restitution to settle a Nintendo lawsuit against him over "devaluing thier franchise".Gary sold his entire Super Nintendo collection, which included one Super Nintendo entertainment system, 3 controllers and 15 games for $150.00.Reddit user BigHardDock had been out all morning garage sale rummaging… Read more
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