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A furious Mark Zuckerberg said "No more racism" as he removed Stormy Daniels from his platform today citing bigotry and racism. The reason? Her lack of diversity hiring in her films. Making her the 23rd actress canceled this month for failing to meet Amazon and Netflix new standard when producing a film. That being, all films or series must meet the requirement of  30% of ALL positions to be filled by people… Read more

An army of sadistic alien's who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled "Killer Clown Story time". One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was seen today at Brooklyn's downtown Library entertaining a group of Children before reading to them. Slim began a wonderful shadow puppet display… Read more

TMZ has just reported that a bed and breakfast in Hollywood called Phat Don's has unearthed the most unusual thing. Letters tucked away in their attic recently found by the maid, written from Betty White to Eazy-E. How they got there is anybody's guess but the contents are most explosive. Outlining a three year long affair among other things. While the full contents of the Love letters will drop next week, one… Read more

In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they "change the cast of LOTR" or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control "strike" over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: "As a young adult, I discovered that my beloved LOTR books was built upon a terrible racist foundation that made no space for… Read more

Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she ruptured her left testicle while straining. She did win however, and the purse was big, a 1987 Camaro and six kegs of… Read more

There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.'s "f**k tha police". Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled Banner should no longer be the National Anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key - and suggest N.W.A.'s… Read more

Tiger King’s Carole Baskin was recently tricked into giving her first interview since the Netflix docuseries aired. https://youtu.be/1MhcOlpalbw Read more

Not all is jolly in London. While the police have fined JK Rowling several times for retrospective racism, the arrest however comes after a field reporter of ours wore a wire during a meeting over tea. Field reporter Sara Sanger wore a wired recording device while under cover, proposing a fake movie deal to Mrs. Rowling. The content is mind blowing. Anti-Semitism is more than swastikas and racial slurs. There are religious,… Read more

Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. "Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what's best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace." says Google CEO. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the… Read more

Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia. All… Read more