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Georgia governor Kemp penned a bill today that will force females looking to get an abortion to first spend one full night and an old Insane Asylum notorious for being haunted by the ghosts of over 60 fetuses. The Tubman house (named after Harriet Tubman), was a nonprofit mental institution for legally blind women of color. From 1821 until 1972 the Insane Asylum ran until it was closed when the state decided… Read more

After a terrible turn of events, a zookeeper at a Brooklyn Zoo is suggesting Park patrons harass two star Penguins. Why? For being homosexual. Mary Lee, the parks top zookeeper has this to say: Atom and Stevie are completely Inseparable and it's starting to rub off on the younger male Penguins. What happens if this continues? The Gentoo penguin population will dwindle or even go extinct due to lack of mating. Zookeeper… Read more

While Kathy west of Hamburg New York pulls her brownies out of the oven we are overwhelmed with cries of pain coming from the second floor of her Posh townhouse, but Kathy's only concern is the consistency of her brownies which she says is "too thick". She throws them in the trash while humming her favorite show tune (the Armour hot dog theme song), and reaches for a new box of brownie… Read more

A hard pressed ATF is fed up with the rash of the recent boating accidents resulting in loss of firearms across the nation, so they have decided to team up with none other than the legendary film maker and anti 2nd amendment enthusiast James Cameron to do something about it. ATF director Thomas Brandon states that thousands of guns fall into deep lakes never to be found again each week in America… Read more

In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members "or else". Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his homeless and drug using population defecate not only in the street but also make every parked vehicle in the State a safe… Read more

MA - A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling "an unnatural and lascivious act with another person". Martin and Richard Cranium, a young couple from downtown Cambridge phoned in to 911 at roughly 11:00 pm last night… Read more

Weekend domestic violence sky rockets after the recent Women’s March organized by the ever growing facebook group@womensmarchonwash. The march on Times Square by Saturday's March For Women's Rights Protesters sent shock waves over the nation for the weekend, as police departments everywhere have reported huge spikes in domestic violence calls since, and directly after the organized event. 911 centers across several metropolitan areas are literally experiencing outages causing battered and abused callers… Read more

Its been a tough month and even a year for Alex Jones. Of all media outlets, Infowars has now joined the massive list of growing companies to have banned Alex Jones from their platforms citing violations of their terms and conditions. Apple, Spotify, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, Xhamster, and now Info wars, have decided that Jones has violated so many terms that he instant taboo. "hate and cancer mixed with right wing conspiracy"… Read more

LONDON — J. R. R Tolkien, hero, scholar and author of “The Lord of the Rings,” died in Bournemouth. He was 81 years old. Three sons and a daughter survive as reported by the NY Times. A great man was taken from us too soon. He touched countless lives with his amazing story telling and we hope he is up in heaven smiling down at his inspired minds all over the world.… Read more

American Airlines launched a wide range of sedation kits earlier this week in hopes to subdue younger passengers and reduce unwanted horseplay, kicking, screaming and other destructive behavior during the flights. These kits also range for those full-size adults who struggle with behavior issues. The airline company in an official announcement today States: we believe our kits are welcomed by just about everybody who flies the friendly Skies. The fast-acting kit which… Read more