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CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them "hillbillies". It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate "credulous boomer rubes," which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some time. Even the liberals were upset at Lemon with Alyssa Milano tweeting: Its not nice Don. Laughing at derogatory terms. We thought… Read more

In a move both brave and stunning the drag queen Story Hour crew is doing something brand-new for Christmas, visiting children to teach them about the joys of the holiday as well as to show them that Santa can be any gender he wants. Seen here are Dilapidated Diamond and Major Wang, two of the newest members visiting a young boy here. They left Tommy with the greatest gift of all: knowledge.… Read more

Boston, MA - a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard's social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 through 29 who admit to owning and wearing at least one pair of skinny leg jeans. Each man was led to a… Read more

Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A's will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they've agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour will be held at multiple participating Chick-fil-A for the entire month of December, on each and every Sunday from 1:00-2:30 p.m.. One… Read more

In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through methods of depopulation, such as steering ones sexual preferences to that of a non reproducing one. After reviewing the email and subsequent… Read more

After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to "do more" to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 days. Xbox spokesperson Phil Spencer set the twitterverse a fire this morning by telling users that they have to do more to… Read more

The Hogettes -- a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women's dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move LGBTQ activists are calling both racist and homophobic. Their reasoning? Public display of affection. If you watched the division rivalry between the… Read more

LOS ANGELES, CA — A 247-page academic paper released by UCLA’s Department of Medical Sciences has concluded that prolonged recreational marijuana use may result in what researchers are calling “a statistically curious pivot toward homosexual behavior.” The study, led by senior researcher and professor of human physiology Dr. Hans Juergen, began as a routine exploration of the neurological impacts of THC. However, it quickly took what Dr. Juergen described in a press… Read more

Ever since adopting the Pitbull mix named Gaga from the Helping Hounds animal shelter in Providence Rhode Island, Pat and Pat Crump knew there was something terribly off with Gaga's demeanor. He always seemed anxious. Just not himself. Multiple times we found Mister Gaga trying to nurse our cats kittens, almost motherly. When ever Gaga had social interaction there were issues as well. We would bring him to the dog park but… Read more

That's right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) is taking a stand for Islam Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the little one. We can have them eating out of the palms of our hands in no time if we just cut them… Read more