LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈

In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: "will you save us"? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer - "indubitably". Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, Ellen with her free hand points to Michelle, and with that big Ellen smile mouths the words " yes she can". So… Read more

After a terrible turn of events, a zookeeper at a Brooklyn Zoo is suggesting Park patrons harass two star Penguins. Why? For being homosexual. Mary Lee, the parks top zookeeper has this to say: Atom and Stevie are completely Inseparable and it's starting to rub off on the younger male Penguins. What happens if this continues? The Gentoo penguin population will dwindle or even go extinct due to lack of mating. Zookeeper… Read more

In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members "or else". Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his homeless and drug using population defecate not only in the street but also make every parked vehicle in the State a safe… Read more

MA - A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling "an unnatural and lascivious act with another person". Martin and Richard Cranium, a young couple from downtown Cambridge phoned in to 911 at roughly 11:00 pm last night… Read more

Tehran | One of the most famous horses in the movie history, Sea biscuit (real name 'Two Step Too') has been stoned to death today for his participation in homosexual acts with another horse considered to be haraam and prohibited by the Qur'ran. The crown price of Iran, Rezs Pahlavi, has one of the most lavish horse stables in all of the world -- and a collection of world class horses to… Read more

Iran - Dr. Mohammad Saladin and his veteran team of researchers are all smiles today at the Iranian Institute for religious science. Saladin and his team claimed to remove and cure symptoms of homosexuality completely if treated at a young age. The proprietary inoculation stems from a research article published to the American medical journal in 1963 labeled "Prenatally administering testosterone to the African clawed frog" which was known to have a… Read more