An army of sadistic alien’s who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled “Killer Clown Story time”. One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was …
Read More »Fauci mandates barriers with holes in all male bath houses
Fauci made a covid 19 related move today to protect one of the most misunderstood. Male bathhouse patrons. Fauci, working with Public health units, including New York City’s, have recommended using large barriers like gl*ry holes as a potential way to avoid spreading COVID-19. For the uninitiated, a gl**y hole …
Read More »Letters surface. Love affair between Eazy-E and Betty White show shes had AIDS For 29 years.
TMZ has just reported that a bed and breakfast in Hollywood called Phat Don’s has unearthed the most unusual thing. Letters tucked away in their attic recently found by the maid, written from Betty White to Eazy-E. How they got there is anybody’s guess but the contents are most explosive. …
Read More »BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”
In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they “change the cast of LOTR” or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control “strike” over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: “As …
Read More »NY pageant winner to become 1st Furry Miss USA contestant.
“My win is our win. We just made history. Happy Pride,” Expansion Pack, 27, said. Non Binary Expansion Pack, who was crowned Miss NY USA on Sunday, will become the first openly Furry Woman to compete in the Miss USA pageant. With a platform centered on Furry awareness and mental …
Read More »Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN
Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry says she was “set up” after turning away from the flag during a medal ceremony at the US Olympic trials on Saturday night. While the Anthem played, Berry turned, so …
Read More »Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics – must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises
Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics – must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and …
Read More »Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush a “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull.
Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush some “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured …
Read More »Female Weightlifter ruptures Testicle Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics
Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
Read More »BLM / Antifa request National Anthem be replaced by N.W.A.’s ‘f**k tha police’
There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.’s “f**k tha police”. Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled …
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