Yearly Archives: 2021

Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics - must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and sustain them for at least a year. Her testosterone was absolutely surging at last week's clinical examination, which she blames on red… Read more

That's right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) and her girls are taking a stand for minorities Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the little one. We can have them eating out of the palms of our hands in no time if we… Read more

Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics - Hopes to crush some "Bi**h a** hoe's" skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured the skull of her opponent in an MMA fight in 2014. Well she's making headlines again as she joins the Olympic team.… Read more

Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she ruptured her left testicle while straining. She did win however, and the purse was big, a 1987 Camaro and six kegs of… Read more

Starting this week, the White House is hoping Americans smash desperate housewives for Covid vaccines, partnering with Ashley Madison to offer incentives. "Life is short" Joe Biden says, "why not boost your chances of extramarital Bliss by getting the shot today". What he is referring to is a Whitehouse endorsed incentive on Ashley Madison by uploading your vaccination certificate to the website after you make a profile. By doing so you become… Read more

Dr. Fauci: "medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part." A big question that we have finally fact checked: "Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?" Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one would think. Drawing a link to farts - which often times will carry tiny poo particles - and the spread of COVID-19… Read more