The Satanic Temple has awarded “Fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil, Mr. Anthony fauci. Anthony, who has with good faith and courage used his power and influence bestowed upon him from Lucifer to torment, cause maladies, or elicit dreams, emotions, etc in millions of souls. Record-breaking numbers that have not been met since the 1930s and 40s by other great visionaries of the underworld. The dark lord couldn't be… Read more
Yearly Archives: 2021
Biden discusses federal holiday for ALL men shot by police
BLM spokesperson Wanda Ford has had enough. "I am angry. I am anguished. I am heartbroken. I am sick and tired of police needlessly killing our people. Some police still see our men as threats, to brutalize, to contain, to remand. Just because you wrestle with a racist officer and try and take his gun doesn't mean you're actually going to shoot him. Joe Biden, you need to do something NOW ."… Read more
Tech Giants cancel Stormy Daniels: “she’s only acting with straight white males in her movies”
A furious Mark Zuckerberg said "No more racism" as he removed Stormy Daniels from his platform today citing bigotry and racism. The reason? Her lack of diversity hiring in her films. Making her the 23rd actress canceled this month for failing to meet Amazon and Netflix new standard when producing a film. That being, all films or series must meet the requirement of 30% of ALL positions to be filled by people… Read more
BREAKING: Biden equips border patrol with illegal alien friendly horses
Amid outrage over images the White House said President Joe Biden found "horrible," the U.S. Border Patrol has temporarily stopped using agents on horseback against Haitian migrants. White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the decision to change the horse patrols. "We have taken very specific actions as it relates to the horrific photos that we -- we’re not going to stand for in this administration," she told reporters at her daily… Read more
Riots in Italy over Chris Pratt: “He can’t play Mario he’s Norwegian”
Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World star Chris Pratt will play Mario in Nintendo's upcoming animated Super Mario movie, which will release in cinemas during "holiday 2022". But not if Italy citizens have their way. Italian Police body camera footage from the scene outside the Italian Historical society on Sept. 20 was released this week that was, shocking, to say the least. Wednesday left at least 82 people hurt by various… Read more
NYC hosts 1st Killer Clown Story Time for little boys
An army of sadistic alien's who resemble clowns land their circus tent ship in the bustling NYC in hopes to help bring the joy of books to our youngest readers at local libraries with a new program entitled "Killer Clown Story time". One of the Killer Clowns named Slim was seen today at Brooklyn's downtown Library entertaining a group of Children before reading to them. Slim began a wonderful shadow puppet display… Read more
Tech giants attack Kids Wearing Trump T-Shirts w/ Prez
It appears Amazon and Facebook aren't playing with these trolls. Facebook is banning them (and their family members). Amazon refuses to hire any of them, with other retail outlets following suit. Yikes. U.S. President Joe Biden was trolled on social media after a picture showing him surrounded with kids wearing Trump attire went viral. The incident took place during Biden's visit to Shanksville, Pennsylvania. Biden, along with first lady Jill Biden, visited… Read more
Fauci mandates barriers with holes in all male bath houses
Fauci made a covid 19 related move today to protect one of the most misunderstood. Male bathhouse patrons. Fauci, working with Public health units, including New York City’s, have recommended using large barriers like gl*ry holes as a potential way to avoid spreading COVID-19. For the uninitiated, a gl**y hole is an opening through a wall or partition used in performing a variety of "acts". Fauci stated in detail: I'm making it… Read more
Letters surface. Love affair between Eazy-E and Betty White show shes had AIDS For 29 years.
TMZ has just reported that a bed and breakfast in Hollywood called Phat Don's has unearthed the most unusual thing. Letters tucked away in their attic recently found by the maid, written from Betty White to Eazy-E. How they got there is anybody's guess but the contents are most explosive. Outlining a three year long affair among other things. While the full contents of the Love letters will drop next week, one… Read more
Fauci: “Pfizer’s rectal suppositories can slow Covid spread. We must do our part.”
Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one would think. Drawing a link to farts – which often times will carry tiny poo particles – and the spread of… Read more