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Yearly Archives: 2021

BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”

BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”

In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they "change the cast of LOTR" or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control "strike" over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: "As a young adult, I discovered that my beloved LOTR books was built upon a terrible racist foundation that made no space for… Read more

Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes

Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes

Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes. Oh my. They really did it. Remember that family that got slapped with a cease and desist from Nintendo for Trick or Treating in Nintendo costumes? Well it seems like their luck went from bad to worse when a fifth circuit judge upheld Nintendo's lawsuit, successfully suing them for 2.3 million over damages sustained from homemade costumes which attorneys state "Damage… Read more

Biden & Kamala send troops to Lybia to free black slaves

Biden & Kamala send troops to Lybia to free black slaves

The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn't be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: "Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are refugees, escaping conflict and hardships in their home countries. People’s lives are being sold away for as little as $400 dollars a… Read more

Fauci recommending electric propelled beanie for students

Fauci recommending electric propelled beanie for students

"We are dealing with a different monster now." That's what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. "We have to up our game". This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more efficient in transmitting from person to person," he said, explaining why the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's changed its guidelines, now… Read more

NY pageant winner to become 1st Furry Miss USA contestant.

NY pageant winner to become 1st Furry Miss USA contestant.

“My win is our win. We just made history. Happy Pride,” Expansion Pack, 27, said. Non Binary Expansion Pack, who was crowned Miss NY USA on Sunday, will become the first openly Furry Woman to compete in the Miss USA pageant. With a platform centered on Furry awareness and mental health, Expansion Pack, 27, beat out 21 other contestants at the Coney Island ice cream stand at Coney Island. What is a… Read more

AOC: protestors don’t know how to use self checkout: “not Criminal”

AOC: protestors don’t know how to use self checkout: “not Criminal”

AOC: protestors don't know how to use self checkout: "not Criminal" Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave a speech today from behind the new border wall along the capitol building, reminding us of the dangers of systemic racism. But most importantly the need for an education in retail shopping with regard self checkout machines. "They don't know how to use them. You can see a man here trying to swipe this hammer over and over… Read more

Petition to put George Floyd’s image on every $20 bill

Petition to put George Floyd’s image on every $20 bill

SHARE the cause. Let's get the country to put George Floyd's image on every $20 bill, either ourselves (with ink stamps that I'm hoping people will be encouraged to make on Etsy after seeing this) or pressure to the government to do so. He deserves his spot in national history. Call your local congressman today and demand. Sir Floyd the Breathless 👼 fly high sweet angel. Read more

BLM: Biden admin at least “thinking about” painting the White House darker to promote healing

BLM: Biden admin at least “thinking about” painting the White House darker to promote healing

We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly. "There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. It is still very evident in today's world that some of the minority are just being very mistreated. Especially when they comitt… Read more

Fortnite offering kids 200k vBucks to post a profile vid dressing in drag to promote pride month

Fortnite offering kids 200k vBucks to post a profile vid dressing in drag to promote pride month

After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Epic Games and Fortnite to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Epic Games has decided to offer its users 200,000 in game "Vbucks" if they post a YouTube video being in drag -- even photo avatars. Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney set the twitterverse a fire this morning by telling users that they have to do more to promote the LBGTQ… Read more

Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN

Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN

Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry says she was “set up” after turning away from the flag during a medal ceremony at the US Olympic trials on Saturday night. While the Anthem played, Berry turned, so she was not facing the flag. She picked up her black T-shirt with the words “Activist Athlete” emblazoned on the front, and… Read more