In a move both brave and stunning the drag queen Story Hour crew is doing something brand-new for Christmas, visiting children to teach them about the joys of the holiday as well as to show them that Santa can be any gender he wants. Seen here are Dilapidated Diamond and Major Wang, two of the newest members visiting a young boy here. They left Tommy with the greatest gift of all: knowledge.… Read more
Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a "Bernie or bust" shirt while promoting his book Rage. FBI spokesperson Radhard Talib Bachman (no relation) tells CNN: Richard is now more than a person of interest. His writings have been… Read more
The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same time. A humble Michael Vick was in tears as well today expressing gratitude to the animal rights groups stating: "once Fox hired… Read more
Boston, MA - a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard's social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 through 29 who admit to owning and wearing at least one pair of skinny leg jeans. Each man was led to a… Read more
Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A's will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they've agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour will be held at multiple participating Chick-fil-A for the entire month of December, on each and every Sunday from 1:00-2:30 p.m.. One… Read more
Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there's a new X-man in town, and she's not a man, man. That's right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be played throughout the movie in a series of flashbacks By Zoe Salada, (prior to the female-to-male transition) has been confirmed. "We knew… Read more
In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through methods of depopulation, such as steering ones sexual preferences to that of a non reproducing one. After reviewing the email and subsequent… Read more
After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to "do more" to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 days. Xbox spokesperson Phil Spencer set the twitterverse a fire this morning by telling users that they have to do more to… Read more
NY - after Cardi B's installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B's mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get "sprayed" to the point of dampness after just a few songs. While this normally wouldn't be a problem Cardi B came out last month as both… Read more
Atlanta Georgia - a seventeen-year-old Make-A-Wish Foundation teenager shocked the foundation by reportedly wishing for a private show from the popular pornographic actress Stormy Daniels, as well as a "happy ending" whatever that may entail. Bryon Singer, who is currently suffering from a life-threatening case of engorged testicles from the popular internet challenge 'no nut November', was downgraded to terminal earlier this week when Make-a-Wish reached out to the young man. Bryon… Read more
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