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I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed. Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, a draft in place for the next War being drummed up by J. Biden. A hero, recently appointed to 4 star… Read more
US army to draft anyone with a Call of Duty K/D ratio over 0.38
