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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump took the stage Tuesday at Mar-a-Lago to unveil what he called “the greatest, classiest, most beautiful trade deal in American history,” proudly revealing a custom-made, life-size statue of Chun-Li, the iconic fighter from Street Fighter, flanked by a pair of velvet ropes and a live marching band playing a slowed-down version of her theme. In exchange for the statue, the United States agreed to a… Read more
In New Trade Deal with Japan, Trump Trades Rare Earth Minerals for Life-Size Statue of Chun-Li
