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Supreme Court Declares “Beauty Quota” Unconstitutional In a decision that legal analysts are calling “the end of an era” for cable news, the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-0 on Wednesday that FOX News must immediately hire “a statistically representative sample of unattractive women” as news personalities. The majority opinion, penned by Chief Justice John Roberts, declared that the network’s “historically exclusionary hiring practices” violate basic standards of fairness and threaten the… Read more
FOX News must hire “unattractive” news personalities: Supreme Court
