I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed. Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, a draft in place for the next War being drummed up by J. Biden. A hero, recently appointed to 4 star… Read more
We don't discriminate, says viperlord69420. "We're not that type of community and we don't tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory." Activision spokesperson says that's all fine and dandy. And for the month of June they will actually allow more of the trash talk than in the past because they are at least trying… Read more
Kyiv and Lviv, Ukraine Russian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials. Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it's turning into… something else. After just two short weeks, several Russian Soldiers have been stated to have had seizures, jerking muscles, delusions, hallucinations, general lack of… Read more
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