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OMAHA, NE— A sleepy suburban neighborhood in Omaha was reduced to smoking rubble early Tuesday morning after Nintendo reportedly deployed an elite paramilitary strike force in a ruthless crackdown against residents accused of creating and distributing homemade Legend of Zelda-themed keychains without proper licensing. Eyewitness accounts from survivors of the incident describe a well-coordinated assault beginning shortly after 2:00 a.m., as sleek black vans emblazoned with the Nintendo logo surrounded the peaceful… Read more

As the chains are wrapped around General Lee's arm and his statue viciously brought to the ground, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke an AOC salute the fallen soldier and then high five each other. In South Carolina and now the rest of the nation, the last of the Confederate monuments have been torn down and these top Democrats say they're moving on to bigger and better things. Our very own Michael Tenpenny, veteran… Read more

Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations he may be eligible for immediate release from prison if Bernie Sanders and AOC have their way. Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… Read more

Reporters were left puzzled yesterday after the actor Neil Patrick Harris went off the script on the set of 'A Series of An Unfortunate Events' while giving an interview, spiraling into some sort of politically charged rant against one political candidate. "One minute he was talking about his role as Count Olaf, the next he was literally shouting "Bernie Sanders -- that f*&%ing Bernie Sanders" says Entertainment Tonight host Nancy O'Dell. ET… Read more