SHARE the cause. Let’s get the country to put George Floyd’s image on every $20 bill, either ourselves (with ink stamps that I’m hoping people will be encouraged to make on Etsy after seeing this) or pressure to the government to do so. He deserves his spot in national history. …
Read More »BLM: Biden admin at least “thinking about” painting the White House darker to promote healing
We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly. “There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. …
Read More »Strong trans women refusing to sleep with men until they become more tolerant of minorities and it’s powerful AF.
That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) and her girls are taking a stand for minorities Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by …
Read More »Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush a “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull.
Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush some “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured …
Read More »Female Weightlifter ruptures Testicle Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics
Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
Read More »Whitehouse & Ashley Madison: “Get the vax and we guarantee more cougars”
Starting this week, the White House is hoping Americans smash desperate housewives for Covid vaccines, partnering with Ashley Madison to offer incentives. “Life is short” Joe Biden says, “why not boost your chances of extramarital Bliss by getting the shot today”. What he is referring to is a Whitehouse endorsed …
Read More »Dr. Fauci: “medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.”
Dr. Fauci: “medical Anal plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as one …
Read More »BLM / Antifa request National Anthem be replaced by N.W.A.’s ‘f**k tha police’
There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.’s “f**k tha police”. Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled …
Read More »Hooters caves to protestors: Opens 1st ‘Femboy hooters’ in Buffalo NY
This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking…. a transexual variation of Hooters. Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY …
Read More »AOC’s dirty past: “I once was a Latin king”
In an all exclusive interview with 60 minutes tonight’s Anderson Cooper, Alexandria Cortez sits down and tells it all, and while most of her life was charming and sweet there is one black spot: she ran with the notorious street gang known as the Latin kings. After talking some about …
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