I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed. Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing …
Read More »Biden executive order to ban Tetris from being sold or played in USA – replaced with Dr. mario
Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire. While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say: Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things …
Read More »Russian soldier caught biting flesh from comrade after being stationed in Chernobyl Nuclear plant. COD Zombies?
Kyiv and Lviv, Ukraine Russian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials. Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it’s turning into… something else. …
Read More »Satanic temple awards “fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil
The Satanic Temple has awarded “Fiend of the year” to one top ranking devil, Mr. Anthony fauci. Anthony, who has with good faith and courage used his power and influence bestowed upon him from Lucifer to torment, cause maladies, or elicit dreams, emotions, etc in millions of souls. Record-breaking numbers …
Read More »BREAKING: Biden equips border patrol with illegal alien friendly horses
Amid outrage over images the White House said President Joe Biden found “horrible,” the U.S. Border Patrol has temporarily stopped using agents on horseback against Haitian migrants. White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the decision to change the horse patrols. “We have taken very specific actions as it relates …
Read More »Tech giants attack Kids Wearing Trump T-Shirts w/ Prez
It appears Amazon and Facebook aren’t playing with these trolls. Facebook is banning them (and their family members). Amazon refuses to hire any of them, with other retail outlets following suit. Yikes. U.S. President Joe Biden was trolled on social media after a picture showing him surrounded with kids wearing …
Read More »Fauci: “Pfizer’s rectal suppositories can slow Covid spread. We must do our part.”
Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as …
Read More »Biden & Kamala send troops to Lybia to free black slaves
The Biden administration decided to do the right thing. And we couldn’t be happier. Colonial era slavery exist today. Time to end it. Thanks Joe. A fiery Joe Biden had this to say: “Recently, CNN released footage of Black Africans being sold into slavery in Libya, many of whom are …
Read More »Fauci recommending electric propelled beanie for students
“We are dealing with a different monster now.” That’s what Dr. Anthony Fauci, White House chief medical advisor, told the Tribune Tuesday about the Covid delta variant. “We have to up our game”. This is not the original virus that we were dealing with. This has different capabilities much more …
Read More »AOC: protestors don’t know how to use self checkout: “not Criminal”
AOC: protestors don’t know how to use self checkout: “not Criminal” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave a speech today from behind the new border wall along the capitol building, reminding us of the dangers of systemic racism. But most importantly the need for an education in retail shopping with regard self checkout …
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