A hard pressed ATF is fed up with the rash of the recent boating accidents resulting in loss of firearms across the nation, so they have decided to team up with none other than the legendary film maker and anti 2nd amendment enthusiast James Cameron to do something about it. …
Read More »Gov. Newsom Orders National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise “or else”
In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members “or else”. Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his …
Read More »Gender neutral couple hospitalized & jailed after getting head stuck in partner
MA – A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling “an unnatural and lascivious act with …
Read More »Domestic Violence Surges After NYC Women’s March
Weekend domestic violence sky rockets after the recent Women’s March organized by the ever growing facebook group@womensmarchonwash. The march on Times Square by Saturday’s March For Women’s Rights Protesters sent shock waves over the nation for the weekend, as police departments everywhere have reported huge spikes in domestic violence calls …
Read More »Alex Jones Permanently Banned From Infowars
Its been a tough month and even a year for Alex Jones. Of all media outlets, Infowars has now joined the massive list of growing companies to have banned Alex Jones from their platforms citing violations of their terms and conditions. Apple, Spotify, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, Xhamster, and now Info …
Read More »J.R.R. Tolkien dead at 81 years old.
LONDON — J. R. R Tolkien, hero, scholar and author of “The Lord of the Rings,” died in Bournemouth. He was 81 years old. Three sons and a daughter survive as reported by the NY Times. A great man was taken from us too soon. He touched countless lives with …
Read More »American Airlines releases sedation kits to help subdue unruly passengers
American Airlines launched a wide range of sedation kits earlier this week in hopes to subdue younger passengers and reduce unwanted horseplay, kicking, screaming and other destructive behavior during the flights. These kits also range for those full-size adults who struggle with behavior issues. The airline company in an official …
Read More »Orlando Nursing Home Rocked by Viagra Scandal, Local Detective Poses as Patient
Nurse Arrested in Orlando Nursing Home Scandal Orlando, Florida – Authorities have confirmed the arrest of Kimberly Wolcott, a nurse at Shady Acres Nursing Home, after what investigators are calling the largest “senior love ring” bust in modern nursing home history. Wolcott, who had been employed at the facility for …
Read More »President Trump grants minority status to persecuted “want to be” class
After years of uphill battle, the much persecuted “want-to-be / wannabe” class composed of primarily Caucasian youth has reached an apex. Today Donald Trump has signed into law through executive order, a new bill granting minority status to all Caucasian youth identifying as “Urban”, and or Caucasians with a deep …
Read More »Woman loses sight in one eye after sibling plays prank with his ejaculate for viral video
Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O’ Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O’Shanty …
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