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Kyiv and Lviv, Ukraine Russian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials. Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it's turning into… something else. After just two short weeks, several Russian Soldiers have been stated to have had seizures, jerking muscles, delusions, hallucinations, general lack of… Read more
Russian soldier caught biting flesh from comrade after being stationed in Chernobyl Nuclear plant. COD Zombies?
