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After years of uphill battle, the much persecuted "want-to-be / wannabe" class composed of primarily Caucasian youth has reached an apex. Today Donald Trump has signed into law through executive order, a new bill granting minority status to all Caucasian youth identifying as "Urban", and or Caucasians with a deep regard for the urban culture. These young white men, often from predominantly white areas, are typically isolated based on dress and behavior… Read more
President Trump grants minority status to persecuted “want to be” class
