Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A's will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they've agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour will be held at multiple participating Chick-fil-A for the entire month of December, on each and every Sunday from 1:00-2:30 p.m.. One… Read more
Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there's a new X-man in town, and she's not a man, man. That's right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be played throughout the movie in a series of flashbacks By Zoe Salada, (prior to the female-to-male transition) has been confirmed. "We knew… Read more
After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to "do more" to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 days. Xbox spokesperson Phil Spencer set the twitterverse a fire this morning by telling users that they have to do more to… Read more
The Hogettes -- a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women's dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move LGBTQ activists are calling both racist and homophobic. Their reasoning? Public display of affection. If you watched the division rivalry between the… Read more
Ever since adopting the Pitbull mix named Gaga from the Helping Hounds animal shelter in Providence Rhode Island, Pat and Pat Crump knew there was something terribly off with Gaga's demeanor. He always seemed anxious. Just not himself. Multiple times we found Mister Gaga trying to nurse our cats kittens, almost motherly. When ever Gaga had social interaction there were issues as well. We would bring him to the dog park but… Read more
That's right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) is taking a stand for Islam Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the little one. We can have them eating out of the palms of our hands in no time if we just cut them… Read more
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