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MA - A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling "an unnatural and lascivious act with another person". Martin and Richard Cranium, a young couple from downtown Cambridge phoned in to 911 at roughly 11:00 pm last night… Read more
Gender neutral couple hospitalized & jailed after getting head stuck in partner
