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We don't discriminate, says viperlord69420. "We're not that type of community and we don't tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory." Activision spokesperson says that's all fine and dandy. And for the month of June they will actually allow more of the trash talk than in the past because they are at least trying… Read more

Serena Williams is a professional tennis player. She has won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the second-most of all time behind Margaret Court. The Women's Tennis Association ranked her singles world No. 1 on MANY occasions.And now we know why. Muscle fiber, bone structure, muscle tone, testosterone and bone density. Apparently these things have always worked in her favor. But not for the reasons you might think. In a heart stopping interview… Read more

This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking.... a transexual variation of Hooters. Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY civil liberty union reminded her that transexuals make up almost 0.003% of the population and that they need representation too. "They made… Read more

Boston, MA - a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard's social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 through 29 who admit to owning and wearing at least one pair of skinny leg jeans. Each man was led to a… Read more

Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A's will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they've agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour will be held at multiple participating Chick-fil-A for the entire month of December, on each and every Sunday from 1:00-2:30 p.m.. One… Read more

After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to "do more" to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 days. Xbox spokesperson Phil Spencer set the twitterverse a fire this morning by telling users that they have to do more to… Read more

The Hogettes -- a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women's dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move LGBTQ activists are calling both racist and homophobic. Their reasoning? Public display of affection. If you watched the division rivalry between the… Read more

In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: "will you save us"? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer - "indubitably". Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, Ellen with her free hand points to Michelle, and with that big Ellen smile mouths the words " yes she can". So… Read more

In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members "or else". Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immediately offer LGBTQ-sensitive attire or he is going to double down by letting his homeless and drug using population defecate not only in the street but also make every parked vehicle in the State a safe… Read more

Iran - Dr. Mohammad Saladin and his veteran team of researchers are all smiles today at the Iranian Institute for religious science. Saladin and his team claimed to remove and cure symptoms of homosexuality completely if treated at a young age. The proprietary inoculation stems from a research article published to the American medical journal in 1963 labeled "Prenatally administering testosterone to the African clawed frog" which was known to have a… Read more