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Dr. Fry. J. Cook has informed us that Burger King's impossible Whopper can cure Corona / covid19 in men as long as appropriate daily consumption is met for a 30 day regimen, by overloading the system with estrogen and or estrogen mimickers. The Daily news reports: "US doctors have started giving men with coronavirus ESTROGEN in the hopes of boosting their immune systems after finding the virus kills half as many women"… Read more
BREAKING: Drs say eating enough Impossible Whoppers can cure Covid19 in men
