Andrew Cuomo is working in the epicenter of the nation's pandemic and he proposes a solution, a vaccine. But Cuomo also raises an excellent question: "What good is a vaccine IF only 95% of Americans get It?" You know what? He may be right. Andrew cuomo held a press conference today with 15 reporters, all from The New York Times where he had to answer several tough questions about the state of… Read more
Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. "Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what's best for everyone. Our push creates a safe populace." says Google CEO. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the… Read more
Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Covid19. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia. All… Read more
Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more
Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more
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