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In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through methods of depopulation, such as steering ones sexual preferences to that of a non reproducing one. After reviewing the email and subsequent… Read more

NY - after Cardi B's installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B's mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get "sprayed" to the point of dampness after just a few songs. While this normally wouldn't be a problem Cardi B came out last month as both… Read more