BLM spokesperson Wanda Ford has had enough. "I am angry. I am anguished. I am heartbroken. I am sick and tired of police needlessly killing our people. Some police still see our men as threats, to brutalize, to contain, to remand. Just because you wrestle with a racist officer and try and take his gun doesn't mean you're actually going to shoot him. Joe Biden, you need to do something NOW ."… Read more
BLM: “Amazon better cast Lil’ Wayne as Smeagol or else”
In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they "change the cast of LOTR" or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control "strike" over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: "As a young adult, I discovered that my beloved LOTR books was built upon a terrible racist foundation that made no space for… Read more
BLM: Biden admin at least “thinking about” painting the White House darker to promote healing
We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly. "There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. It is still very evident in today's world that some of the minority are just being very mistreated. Especially when they comitt… Read more
Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN
Olympic Athlete who protested anthem says she was set up by the BLM and CNN Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry says she was “set up” after turning away from the flag during a medal ceremony at the US Olympic trials on Saturday night. While the Anthem played, Berry turned, so she was not facing the flag. She picked up her black T-shirt with the words “Activist Athlete” emblazoned on the front, and… Read more
BLM / Antifa request National Anthem be replaced by N.W.A.’s ‘f**k tha police’
There is growing outrage over calls by BLM activists, historians and journalists to replace The Star Spangled Banner as the national anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key, and potentially replace it with N.W.A.'s "f**k tha police". Outrage as activists and journalists say the Star Spangled Banner should no longer be the National Anthem because it was written by slave owner Francis Scott Key - and suggest N.W.A.'s… Read more
WHAT?! ASPCA caves to BLM, hires Michael Vick as spokesperson
The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same time. A humble Michael Vick was in tears as well today expressing gratitude to the animal rights groups stating: "once Fox hired… Read more
Trump to Buy Black Lives Matter in the fall
NEW YORK – Trump Conglomerate industries announced today an agreement entered for the sale of the much controversial activist group "Black Lives Matter". "This is big... no, huge" Trump said before driving a 400 yard long drive from the Augusta fairway wearing a gold replica Masters Jacket autographed by Tiger Woods. "But the media doesn't say a word, too busy attacking my administration. Fact is, we are connecting with African Americans in… Read more