Tel Aviv, Israel — In a moment that blended ancient symbolism with the modern realities of the internet economy, white smoke rose over Tel Aviv early this morning, signaling that a decision of global importance had been made. Officials confirmed that a new CEO of OnlyFans has been selected following …
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Disney head concept artist Darneeka Jones was given the green light by top executives to release character art for the titled Capitan America spinoff Bucky and Cap: Muddy waters with the bigot brigade. Darneeka says in a 22 word tweet ” I’m just doing my job and I’d do it …
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In a crazy turn of events, Chris Chan, backed by several civil liberty groups, was allowed to change his gender to “hedgehog” in the Michigan State Prison system earlier this week. The ACLU works to ensure that lesbian, gay, furry, pangender, transgender, and other non conforming people can live openly …
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We don’t discriminate, says viperlord69420. “We’re not that type of community and we don’t tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory.” Activision spokesperson says that’s all fine and dandy. And for the …
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Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a …
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Victoria’s Secret has reportedly hired its first-ever furry model — less than a year since the lingerie company came under fire after an executive made remarks about furry people walking in its annual fashion show.Our first ever furry model, named SausyBetaZer, has been a dominating Force on the internet, with …
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Serena Williams is a professional tennis player. She has won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the second-most of all time behind Margaret Court. The Women’s Tennis Association ranked her singles world No. 1 on MANY occasions.And now we know why. Muscle fiber, bone structure, muscle tone, testosterone and bone density. …
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Fauci made a covid 19 related move today to protect one of the most misunderstood. Male bathhouse patrons. Fauci, working with Public health units, including New York City’s, have recommended using large barriers like gl*ry holes as a potential way to avoid spreading COVID-19. For the uninitiated, a gl**y hole …
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Dr. Fauci: “medical rectal suppository plugs can prevent Covid-19 spread. We must do our part.” A big question that we have finally fact checked: “Can you get the coronavirus from a fart?” Our Dr. Fauci tells us: The risk of getting the infection from farts is not as low as …
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In a move both brave and stunning the BLM has protested outside of Amazon headquarters for 7 days straight demanding they “change the cast of LOTR” or they promise to have all Amazon drivers under their control “strike” over the injustice. BLM spokesperson Darneeka Jones had this to say: “As …
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