Yearly Archives: 2020

Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on time. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more

Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-coming covid 19 vaccine cure. The CEO States users will have their Xbox Live accounts restored once proof of vaccine documents are sent to the 3rd party authentication call centers. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so… Read more

Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump's daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the "China virus", Tech giants across the world have started holding similar counter intelligence briefings, often discussing the importance of mandatory vaccines and Xenaphobia.… Read more

Long Island's Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several "Twerkers for tots" entertainers came out for small segments where they chanted upbeat slogans while speaking with the children about the dangers of Trans-phobia, followed by an exhibition… Read more

In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: "will you save us, Biden NEEDS a VP worth a damn!"   After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer - "indubitably". Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, Ellen with her free hand points to Michelle, and with that big Ellen smile… Read more

Don Lemon sits down with Jill Biden for a very personal Q & A. She lets the world know what poor Mr. Biden has been dealing with. What he is fighting to overcome, and OCD variation known as - Desiderosmia: Otherwise being addicted to pleasant odors - to the point of needing to seek them out and smell them. 20 minutes into the interview Mr. Lemon dropped a monster. "Jill, I'll ask… Read more

Joe came through with his promise to select a female VP no matter what the cost, and while he did not disappoint, many inside the Democratic Party are puzzled by his choice. While Biden has not commented publicly to reporters, his wife has been quite vocal and his social media campaign pages also point fully erect to Jenner as the VP hopeful for the Biden camp. Joes twitter page had this to… Read more

Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix's “Tiger King” Joe Exotic has asked President Trump to pardon him of his conviction for a murder-for-hire plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government. "Mr. President, I am pleading with you to please have this looked into."- Joseph "Joe Exotic" Maldonado-Passage Donald Trump Jr. joked while telling us that … Read more

CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them "hillbillies". It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate "credulous boomer rubes," which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some time. Even the liberals were upset at Lemon with Alyssa Milano tweeting: Its not nice Don. Laughing at derogatory terms. We thought… Read more