Serena Williams is a professional tennis player. She has won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the second-most of all time behind Margaret Court. The Women’s Tennis Association ranked her singles world No. 1 on MANY occasions.And now we know why. Muscle fiber, bone structure, muscle tone, testosterone and bone density. …
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After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Epic Games and Fortnite to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Epic Games has decided to offer its users 200,000 in game “Vbucks” if they post a YouTube video being in drag — even photo avatars. Epic Games CEO …
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Transgender runner CeCe eligible for Olympics – must lower testosterone via scrapbooking / yoga exercises Were transgender runner CeCe Telfer’s Olympic dreams put on hold? To be eligible to compete for an event under the requirements, Telfer would’ve had to suppress her testosterone levels (below the 5 nmol/L threshold) and …
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That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) and her girls are taking a stand for minorities Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by …
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Transgender Boxer Falon Fox competing in 2021 Olympics – Hopes to crush some “Bi**h a** hoe’s” skull. Move over ladies boxing. The Olympics just got that much more interesting as transgender boxer Falon Fox joins the ranks. Fallon Fox, the first MMA fighter to come out as transgender, once fractured …
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Long Beach, California In a sad turn of events a completely female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard said goodbye to her Olympic dreams yesterday after suffering a very dangerous accident which will put her out of commission for the upcoming Olympic Games. In a bizarre arm wrestling match with her bros, she …
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This just in, Civil liberty unions teamed up with LBGTQ protesters and the BLM to fight for the one thing society was still lacking…. a transexual variation of Hooters. Hooters spokeswoman Eflikia Bean said she was orginally opposed to the idea but changed her mind after letters from the NY …
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Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
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In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us, Biden NEEDS a VP worth a damn!” After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise …
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Joe came through with his promise to select a female VP no matter what the cost, and while he did not disappoint, many inside the Democratic Party are puzzled by his choice. While Biden has not commented publicly to reporters, his wife has been quite vocal and his social media …
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