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Quiet Nebraska Neighborhood Burned to Ground by Nintendo Mercenaries in Hunt for Unlicensed Zelda Keychains

OMAHA, NE— A sleepy suburban neighborhood in Omaha was reduced to smoking rubble early Tuesday morning after Nintendo reportedly deployed an elite paramilitary strike force in a ruthless crackdown against residents accused of creating and distributing homemade Legend of Zelda-themed keychains without proper licensing. Eyewitness accounts from survivors of the …

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