The Flaw That Became a Selling Point Since 2017, millions of Nintendo Switch owners have discovered the same oddity. Characters begin to walk on their own. Menus scroll without input. Controllers drift as if possessed. For most companies, this would be called a defect. For Nintendo, it is a feature. …
Read More »Super Mario Odyssey Re-Released at $99.99: Same Game, Enhanced Price
Nintendo Modernizes Pricing, Not Games Nintendo has announced that Super Mario Odyssey will return on the upcoming Switch 2 at a price of $99.99. The game itself is unchanged, but executives insist that the new price represents an “enhanced value proposition.” “Nintendo has always been about fun,” said spokesperson Haruto …
Read More »Quiet Nebraska Neighborhood Burned to Ground by Nintendo Mercenaries in Hunt for Unlicensed Zelda Keychains
OMAHA, NE— A sleepy suburban neighborhood in Omaha was reduced to smoking rubble early Tuesday morning after Nintendo reportedly deployed an elite paramilitary strike force in a ruthless crackdown against residents accused of creating and distributing homemade Legend of Zelda-themed keychains without proper licensing. Eyewitness accounts from survivors of the …
Read More »RFK Jr. Demands Congressional Inquiry Into Potential Link Between Power Stars and Autism
Claims iconic Super Mario power-up may contribute to “distorted neurological expectations” in children By Staff | July 28, 2025 | Washington, D.C. U.S. Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has directed a preliminary review into the potential neurological impacts of Power Stars featured in Nintendo’s Super Mario video game …
Read More »He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo.
He complained so much we just gave him Zelda – Nintendo on Leguizamo. Great news, the Mario movie has spawned so much success that they are creating a multiverse. The next one being an untitled Zelda movie. While we do not yet know the name, or story of the movie, …
Read More »Gameboy mini coming – will cover all identities with custom editions
The Gameboy Mini is about to be released. But they are doing it right this time. No more “Gameboy”, which is not very inclusive to other video game players. Reginald Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America CEO is telling us today that they will be doing more to include the downtrodden and …
Read More »Microsoft to buy FujiTV – owners of Doki Panic & characters / promises Shy Guy & Birdo game
Microsoft has been buying up a storm and this week they announced the acquisition of Fuji TV. What Nintendo failed to realize is that FujiTV are the original creators and patent holders for the Doki Doki panic engine on the NES. Doki Doki panic introduced Shy Guy, Birdo, Mouser, Wort …
Read More »Nintendo sues man for selling his old SNES games in a yard sale
Nintendo sues man for selling his old SNES games in a yard saleA Wisconsin Man by the name of Michael Hansen agreed to pay Nintendo of America almost $1,200 in restitution to settle a Nintendo lawsuit against him over “devaluing thier franchise”.Gary sold his entire Super Nintendo collection, which included …
Read More »Riots in Italy over Chris Pratt: “He can’t play Mario he’s Norwegian”
Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World star Chris Pratt will play Mario in Nintendo’s upcoming animated Super Mario movie, which will release in cinemas during “holiday 2022”. But not if Italy citizens have their way. Italian Police body camera footage from the scene outside the Italian Historical society on …
Read More »Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes
Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes. Oh my. They really did it. Remember that family that got slapped with a cease and desist from Nintendo for Trick or Treating in Nintendo costumes? Well it seems like their luck went from bad to worse when a …
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